The Job
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Ask Jeeves?
Jenkins CI/CD
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Jenkins CI/CD
Ah, I remember ops people talking about "Jankins"
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I know why they do this. The last guy's core job was Ask Jeeves, but he was involved in and at least touched all those other technologies. HR looks at last guy's resume, figures those are the skills needed, posts a mess.
SOURCE: Been the last guy, seen my replacement posting.
It's called Jenkins/Hudson
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Minimum qualifications:
- master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
- 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
- Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.
The actual job
- Write an html page for our team on our website.
Thank you. Not super techie and just needed the meme explained.
And btw… sounds like damn good work if you can get it.
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"We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components."
x months pass
"Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!"
Hey, do I work for you?
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This exact thing just happened to me. It wasn't just me, it was the whole team.
I'll see how it goes
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Straight up jenkin it
“Just jenkin it.”
- Cyril Figgis
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Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.
Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I mean, just because they post an ad for a rocket surgeon doesn't mean they find one. At least in the US, compsci professionals do not have any trouble finding work.
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It's a useless fiction for hiring, but highly effective for getting money from the dumber investors.
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It's called Jenkins/Hudson
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm guessing that was bait, lol.
Edit: Wait, was the logo similar? It was before my time.
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I'm guessing that was bait, lol.
Edit: Wait, was the logo similar? It was before my time.
Our Jenkins is hosted at the DNS Hudson.
I thought you typed Jeeves instead of Jenkins via auto correct but I guess I just didn't get it. -
Our Jenkins is hosted at the DNS Hudson.
I thought you typed Jeeves instead of Jenkins via auto correct but I guess I just didn't get it.Not OP, but good to know.
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Hey, do I work for you?
The project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done.
But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the "boring part" and no time for "the rest of the project", darn it!
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Hey, do I work for you?
You do now!
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Learn bash. Learn jenkins. You'll thank me later
In a great place, the python symbol would be on both sides too. All the other ones are best just left.
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I mean, just because they post an ad for a rocket surgeon doesn't mean they find one. At least in the US, compsci professionals do not have any trouble finding work.
I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
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Thank you. Not super techie and just needed the meme explained.
And btw… sounds like damn good work if you can get it.
Until it's really unfulfilling.
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I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
If you’re in engineering, be an ml engineer or live in a hub is what it is
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I'd really prefer to maintain the crap Jenkins server we were using, but noooo some dipshit higher up got his cock sucked by some M$ exec so it's github actions now 'cos the cloud will save the world.
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I'd really prefer to maintain the crap Jenkins server we were using, but noooo some dipshit higher up got his cock sucked by some M$ exec so it's github actions now 'cos the cloud will save the world.
I would love to use GH Actions instead tbh or woodpecker
