The Job
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Minimum qualifications:
- master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
- 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
- Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.
The actual job
- Write an html page for our team on our website.
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There’s also ”we do machine learning”, which usually translates to ”someone trained an SVM model 10 years ago”.
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Straight up jenkin it
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Not knowing yourself; it's a lot like dating in that there's big dreams and ideas but the reality of what is needed on the daily often doesn't mesh. I find it helps to talk to other employees and ask about their job and roles to get an envelope of what the company actually needs vs. what they say they need.
Can't really so that with dating though!
Finding a job is like dating except if you are too picky you starve to death.
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The promise of Jenkins and all the much more modern CI/CD tools when the job is ultimately just maintaining an aging Jenkins server.
Ah I thought was a thing about ask jeaves
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Minimum qualifications:
- master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
- 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
- Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.
The actual job
- Write an html page for our team on our website.
Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.
Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.
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There’s also ”we do machine learning”, which usually translates to ”someone trained an SVM model 10 years ago”.
Frankly, the only respectable way to do it!
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Ask Jeeves?
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Learn bash. Learn jenkins. You'll thank me later
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I know why they do this. The last guy's core job was Ask Jeeves, but he was involved in and at least touched all those other technologies. HR looks at last guy's resume, figures those are the skills needed, posts a mess.
SOURCE: Been the last guy, seen my replacement posting.
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Ask Jeeves?
Jenkins CI/CD
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Jenkins CI/CD
Ah, I remember ops people talking about "Jankins"
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I know why they do this. The last guy's core job was Ask Jeeves, but he was involved in and at least touched all those other technologies. HR looks at last guy's resume, figures those are the skills needed, posts a mess.
SOURCE: Been the last guy, seen my replacement posting.
It's called Jenkins/Hudson
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Minimum qualifications:
- master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
- 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
- Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.
The actual job
- Write an html page for our team on our website.
Thank you. Not super techie and just needed the meme explained.
And btw… sounds like damn good work if you can get it.
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"We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components."
x months pass
"Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!"
Hey, do I work for you?
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This exact thing just happened to me. It wasn't just me, it was the whole team.
I'll see how it goes
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Straight up jenkin it
“Just jenkin it.”
- Cyril Figgis
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Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.
Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I mean, just because they post an ad for a rocket surgeon doesn't mean they find one. At least in the US, compsci professionals do not have any trouble finding work.
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It's a useless fiction for hiring, but highly effective for getting money from the dumber investors.
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It's called Jenkins/Hudson
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm guessing that was bait, lol.
Edit: Wait, was the logo similar? It was before my time.
