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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

    Objection!

    Exhibit A:
    Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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    The fact it’s a three pack is just.. chefs kiss

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      i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don't understand how that's a desirable outcome

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      You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

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        Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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        one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
        surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

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          You don't need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

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          fair enough

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            Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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              They should be able to give birth no problem then.

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              Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.

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              • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
                surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

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                Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body's alert system.

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                  There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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                    Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

                    This makes me wonder if you've ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.

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                    Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so...

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                      women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

                      getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

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                      • melodiousfunk@slrpnk.netM [email protected]

                        I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

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                        yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!

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                          Interesting logic though 😅

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                          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                            Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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                            You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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                              Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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                                Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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                                  Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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                                  If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life

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                                  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                    Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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                                    Speak for yourself.

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                                      We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

                                      Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT 😞

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                                      Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        Speak for yourself.

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                                        I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          fair enough

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                                          People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what's on the other side. In fact it's kinda the whole thing with the "to be is to suffer" vibe.

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