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  • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

    one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
    surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?

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    Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body's alert system.

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      There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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        Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

        This makes me wonder if you've ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.

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        Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so...

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          women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

          getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

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          • melodiousfunk@slrpnk.netM [email protected]

            I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

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            yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!

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              Interesting logic though šŸ˜…

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              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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                You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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                  Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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                    Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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                      Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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                      If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life

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                      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                        Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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                        Speak for yourself.

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                          We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

                          Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT šŸ˜ž

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                          Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

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                            Speak for yourself.

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                            I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                              fair enough

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                              People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what's on the other side. In fact it's kinda the whole thing with the "to be is to suffer" vibe.

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                                I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                                I probably don't either. I'm just open to the idea.

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                                  That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                                  You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

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                                    women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

                                    getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

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                                    Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.

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                                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                      You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

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                                      Maybe between you and your mom /s

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                                        Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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                                        They got is nut

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                                          I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                                          Let's test

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