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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

    Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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    You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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      Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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        Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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          Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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          If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life

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          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

            Because you don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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            Speak for yourself.

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              We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

              Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT 😞

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              Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

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                Speak for yourself.

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                I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                  fair enough

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                  People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what's on the other side. In fact it's kinda the whole thing with the "to be is to suffer" vibe.

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                    I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                    I probably don't either. I'm just open to the idea.

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                      That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                      You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

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                        women's brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren't traumatized and don't really remember the negative side because it'd be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

                        getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don't help out when it happens lol

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                        Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          You don't HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you "have to" kiss your partner. But it's called foreplay and it's pretty common?

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                          Maybe between you and your mom /s

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                            Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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                            They got is nut

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                              I don't gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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                              Let's test

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                                That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                                I'd way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.

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                                  There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

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                                    Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

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                                    How did I not know there was a movie about a time traveling badass trans guy? That looks fucking awesome.

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                                      There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

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                                      I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.

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                                        Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.

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                                        Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested

                                        As someone who has taken care of three newborns, that's not a requirement. If you put the infant on a regular two/three-hour feeding/changing cycle, they don't reflexively cry unless they're in some kind of physical distress.

                                        The trick is to execute that schedule, which is itself extremely exhausting, especially if you're exclusively breast feeding. When you've got two or more people handling feedings (especially with formula) then the baby is chill and parents get more sleep and everyone is much happier.

                                        Also, ffs, this is why both Mom and Dad need maternity leave. The job is 10x harder when one parent is working solo.

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          Speak for yourself.

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                                          We don't

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