Off brand Sprite
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Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)
Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one
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Please explain
it makes you poop
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Please explain
dinkdink make poopoo
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Take a nip, take a shit
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Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum
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Now explain what that means please
Makes the poo poo go drip drip
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Please explain
It's like the Maga mouvement.
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That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.
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Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.
Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!
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Take a nip, take a shit
Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle
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That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You need to eat something first.
Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.
Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.
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Makes the poo poo go drip drip
Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.
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Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!
Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
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Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle
Glug glug, butthole unplugged
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Eww sprite. 7UP is better.
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Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
but those are great together!
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ALCOHOL 0.025%
Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite!
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Glug glug, butthole unplugged
Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!
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For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.
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You need to eat something first.
Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.
Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.
I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.
