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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

    Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

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      When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

      Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

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      Wait, how many days did this go on?

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        Wait, how many days did this go on?

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        Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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          It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮

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            My kids would immediately drink that

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            As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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            • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

              For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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              Now explain what that means please

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                Now explain what that means please

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                Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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                  As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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                  Oh, thanks, I just read that it's a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
                  You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!

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                    Now explain what that means please

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                    Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                      Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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                      Please explain

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                        Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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                        Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one

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                        • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          Please explain

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                          it makes you poop

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                            Please explain

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                            dinkdink make poopoo

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                            • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                              Please explain

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                              Take a nip, take a shit

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                                Please explain

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                                Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

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                                  Now explain what that means please

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                                  Makes the poo poo go drip drip

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                                    Please explain

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                                    It's like the Maga mouvement.

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                                      That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

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                                        Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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                                        Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

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                                          Take a nip, take a shit

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                                          Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle

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