How did you fuck up recently?
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Left my iron plugged in for a week without realizing it.
Accidentally caused massive heat wave. Sorry folks, but I unplugged it so temps should start to go down now.
You mind leaving it plugged in mid January and through Feb? Maybe cycle it a bit so we still get snow, but not below freezing temps.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I did nothing to improve my situation
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I wrote a long thoughtful reply to a heavily downvoted post only to find the post had been deleted before I could hit submit, and I hadn't copied the text.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Yeah, I wish there was a way to delete a post with out deleting it to preserve comments.
Maybe an "abandon" feature. It removes your user name from public view and does a simple find and replace to remove your name in the comments. The post can live on, but now you have nothing to do with it.
The user would have a "abandoned post" counter, this so we know if a user is constantly abandoning posts and can block them. Or put a hard cap, more than 2 a month = banned from posting until mod appeal. Posts with 0 comments face no penalty and are deleted.Someone still needs to be able reference to the original poster for modding and blocking purposes.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
My friend wants to play games with me last weekend, but I completely forgot. It's something she wanted to do for her birthday since we're states apart and our schedules are weird. She said she's fine, but I can tell I disappointed her by missing such a simple request and I feel absolutely terrible.
However, it was a wake up call. I've been very lethargic and tired, but I just kind of ignored it, but it's now affecting my friendship, so I'm going to try to make some changes to help with my energy. I don't want to disappoint her again if I can help it.
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Accidentally put a hot pan on the couch (don't ask) and it BURNED A HOLE in the couch
Consider this me asking
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
Yesterday I didn’t sleep, it was hot and couldn’t sleep.
Got up at 4am, went to work, ran errands. Then as I was driving I put the car in reverse in the freeway instead of 6th gear. What the fuck. Grinding noise.
Turns out the car no longer goes in reverse. I believe I bent the teeth in the synchro gears.
Fuuuu, need to pull the transmission and take it all apart. I don’t even have concrete or anything yet. I have lived here 6 months on raw land. I guess for the next few years I need to push the car if I get stuck lolI plan to have an automotive workshop when we build the garage, but that might be a few years away.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I saw online a cool idea for “pinwheel burgers” and wanted to make them for my kids.
- assembled them after work, had the younger one select and apply the spices
- discovered most of the veggies were dead, and I never bought Cole slaw or cucumbers
- put them on the grill but when I went to flip them discovered I’d run out of propane
- restarted with a new tank but went inside because of the heat and humidity
- came out to flip the burgers and discovered a raging fire, and burgers like hockey pucks.
Luckily I had sufficient backup but after anticipating a new variation of burger and a new variation of Cole slaw, we had dinner two hours late, plain burgers, no veggies
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how did I miss this, was this part of the original Charlie the Unicorn?
just wow, thank you for sharing this
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It's a great song to have stuck in your head.
All the sequels came out far apart. If you haven't seen them yet, I'm excited for you to find out about the 30 minute grand finale.
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I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt
Done that before. It scary
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
well, i woke up for one
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.
Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.
Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.
Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.
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Forgot a lunch box for weeks at work, and then they threw it out while I was sick, so now I have to buy a new lunch box.
That's quite rude. I'm lucky at my work they just throw the food out and wash the Tupperware.
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I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.
Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.
Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.
Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.
fuck me, what a shitty week
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Posting online that Luigi did nothing wrong? Social Credit
? Flagged.
What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?
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Be glad. It could have been coffee mugs...
or 200 tattoos
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I can see you on the hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you downWhy do I keep fuckin' up?
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That's quite rude. I'm lucky at my work they just throw the food out and wash the Tupperware.
I made sure I told them, too, that I would've cleaned it and taken it home had I not been sick since the day before they posted the ultimatum and gave me 3 working days until they threw it out.
It was a nice glass container too.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I changed a native vlan on a switch. Took down an entire campus.
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What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?
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