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How did you fuck up recently?

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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    My friend wants to play games with me last weekend, but I completely forgot. It's something she wanted to do for her birthday since we're states apart and our schedules are weird. She said she's fine, but I can tell I disappointed her by missing such a simple request and I feel absolutely terrible.

    However, it was a wake up call. I've been very lethargic and tired, but I just kind of ignored it, but it's now affecting my friendship, so I'm going to try to make some changes to help with my energy. I don't want to disappoint her again if I can help it.

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      Accidentally put a hot pan on the couch (don't ask) and it BURNED A HOLE in the couch

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      Consider this me asking

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      • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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        Yesterday I didn’t sleep, it was hot and couldn’t sleep.

        Got up at 4am, went to work, ran errands. Then as I was driving I put the car in reverse in the freeway instead of 6th gear. What the fuck. Grinding noise.

        Turns out the car no longer goes in reverse. I believe I bent the teeth in the synchro gears.
        Fuuuu, need to pull the transmission and take it all apart. I don’t even have concrete or anything yet. I have lived here 6 months on raw land. I guess for the next few years I need to push the car if I get stuck lol

        I plan to have an automotive workshop when we build the garage, but that might be a few years away.

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        • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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          I saw online a cool idea for “pinwheel burgers” and wanted to make them for my kids.

          • assembled them after work, had the younger one select and apply the spices
          • discovered most of the veggies were dead, and I never bought Cole slaw or cucumbers
          • put them on the grill but when I went to flip them discovered I’d run out of propane
          • restarted with a new tank but went inside because of the heat and humidity
          • came out to flip the burgers and discovered a raging fire, and burgers like hockey pucks.

          Luckily I had sufficient backup but after anticipating a new variation of burger and a new variation of Cole slaw, we had dinner two hours late, plain burgers, no veggies

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          • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD [email protected]

            how did I miss this, was this part of the original Charlie the Unicorn?

            just wow, thank you for sharing this

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            It's a great song to have stuck in your head.

            All the sequels came out far apart. If you haven't seen them yet, I'm excited for you to find out about the 30 minute grand finale.

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              I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

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              Done that before. It scary

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              • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                well, i woke up for one

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                • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                  I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

                  Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

                  Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

                  Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

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                    Forgot a lunch box for weeks at work, and then they threw it out while I was sick, so now I have to buy a new lunch box.

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                    That's quite rude. I'm lucky at my work they just throw the food out and wash the Tupperware.

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                      I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

                      Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

                      Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

                      Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

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                      fuck me, what a shitty week

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                      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO [email protected]

                        Posting online that Luigi did nothing wrong? Social Credit™? Flagged.

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                        What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?

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                          Be glad. It could have been coffee mugs...

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                          or 200 tattoos

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                          • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                            I can see you on the hill
                            Comatose but walking still
                            Curves beneath your flowing gown
                            Only I could bring you down

                            Why do I keep fuckin' up?

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                              That's quite rude. I'm lucky at my work they just throw the food out and wash the Tupperware.

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                              I made sure I told them, too, that I would've cleaned it and taken it home had I not been sick since the day before they posted the ultimatum and gave me 3 working days until they threw it out.

                              It was a nice glass container too.

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                              • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                                I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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                                • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                                  I changed a native vlan on a switch. Took down an entire campus.

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                                    What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?

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                                    Coming soon, to a livestock pen US community near you! 😅

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                                      I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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                                      Wait, how is that a fuck up?

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                                      • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                                        well, i woke up for one

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                                        You're not supposed to do that. Rookie mistake.

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                                          I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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                                          I See what you did there

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