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How did you fuck up recently?

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  • G [email protected]

    I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

    Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

    Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

    Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

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    fuck me, what a shitty week

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO [email protected]

      Posting online that Luigi did nothing wrong? Social Credit™? Flagged.

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      What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?

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      • Z [email protected]

        Be glad. It could have been coffee mugs...

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        or 200 tattoos

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        • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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          I can see you on the hill
          Comatose but walking still
          Curves beneath your flowing gown
          Only I could bring you down

          Why do I keep fuckin' up?

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          • G [email protected]

            That's quite rude. I'm lucky at my work they just throw the food out and wash the Tupperware.

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            I made sure I told them, too, that I would've cleaned it and taken it home had I not been sick since the day before they posted the ultimatum and gave me 3 working days until they threw it out.

            It was a nice glass container too.

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            • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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              I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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              • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                I changed a native vlan on a switch. Took down an entire campus.

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                • H [email protected]

                  What is that ? is that what the chinese have ?

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                  Coming soon, to a livestock pen US community near you! 😅

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                    I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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                    Wait, how is that a fuck up?

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                    • bigbananadealer@lemm.eeB [email protected]

                      well, i woke up for one

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                      You're not supposed to do that. Rookie mistake.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

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                        I See what you did there

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                        • G [email protected]

                          I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

                          Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

                          Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

                          Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

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                          Hopefully your vacation takes a turn for the better after all that.

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                          • R [email protected]

                            Yesterday I didn’t sleep, it was hot and couldn’t sleep.

                            Got up at 4am, went to work, ran errands. Then as I was driving I put the car in reverse in the freeway instead of 6th gear. What the fuck. Grinding noise.

                            Turns out the car no longer goes in reverse. I believe I bent the teeth in the synchro gears.
                            Fuuuu, need to pull the transmission and take it all apart. I don’t even have concrete or anything yet. I have lived here 6 months on raw land. I guess for the next few years I need to push the car if I get stuck lol

                            I plan to have an automotive workshop when we build the garage, but that might be a few years away.

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                            This is a bad fuck up 😕 I'm sorry that happened to you, I've almost done it myself.

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                            • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world2 [email protected]

                              My friend wants to play games with me last weekend, but I completely forgot. It's something she wanted to do for her birthday since we're states apart and our schedules are weird. She said she's fine, but I can tell I disappointed her by missing such a simple request and I feel absolutely terrible.

                              However, it was a wake up call. I've been very lethargic and tired, but I just kind of ignored it, but it's now affecting my friendship, so I'm going to try to make some changes to help with my energy. I don't want to disappoint her again if I can help it.

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                              I think I'm in a similar situation, and I totally get how your condition affecting others is a way bigger motivator than it affecting yourself. I just wish I could tell my subconscious that I'm actually a friend, as well

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                              • G [email protected]

                                This is a bad fuck up 😕 I'm sorry that happened to you, I've almost done it myself.

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                                It’s been quite the downer lol running errands and parking in ways I can get out ha.
                                My wife keeps saying at least the car didnt leave us stranded, and we can still go out. We live in the middle of nowhere.

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  I made a move on a coworker I really like. Asked her if she wanted to fool around because I thought I would only be around for another week or two. But now that I've found a new place to live around here, it made me realize how shitty my train of thought was to put her in that sort of position.

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                                  Perhaps. But you realize it now, and you also have the opportunity to take things in a different direction if you want.

                                  Communication is important. Admitting when you did something that you think is wrong is good, we all make mistakes. Tell her that you're sorry and why, and let it be. Either she will forgive you and you guys can move forward if it works, or she won't want anything to do with you, and both are fine. Emotions are complicated.

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                                    It’s been quite the downer lol running errands and parking in ways I can get out ha.
                                    My wife keeps saying at least the car didnt leave us stranded, and we can still go out. We live in the middle of nowhere.

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                                    Well, gotta take the small wins. It could have been worse.

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                                      Wait, how is that a fuck up?

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                                      Play on words. They're saying that fucking someone lower on the 0-10 hotness scale is fucking DOWN, so fucking someone hotter is fucking UP (I don't really use that scale lol, just easiest way to describe it)

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                                      • toomanypancakes@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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                                        Bumped into something sharp and it cut me. No biggie. Except for the part where I haven't self harmed in 3.5 years and it looks EXACTLY like something I would've done intentionally. Mildly triggering. I'll live though.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          By stepping back into an abusive relationship and not knowing how to get out without fear of the person committing suicide and leaving 3 children with no parent.

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                                          Their choices are not your responsibility.

                                          Their choices are not dependent on your choices.

                                          You choose your own actions. You don't control theirs.

                                          Fear is just a feeling, don't let it control you or stop you. Face it. Deal with it. Don't listen to it.

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