It's a proud family name

[tehbamski@lemmy.world]

DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...

Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)

DMV employee's reaction
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[etherphon@piefed.world]

Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

"So you were born Horney. Interesting."

[negativenull@piefed.world]

I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

He went by Dick

True story

[wise_pancake@lemmy.ca]

That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

[tehbamski@lemmy.world]

[the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.world]

"Are you sure you don't want to go by 'Rich' or 'Richie' instead?"

"Yeah, I'm sure."

[random_character_a@lemmy.world]

Pretty sure the fine lady is married.

Love is blind and sometimes you don't think things through.

[darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works]

For real estate advice you can thrust

[sundray@lemmus.org]

Oh she's serving all right.

[hjalamanger@feddit.nu]

I'm not so sure she is a real estate agent

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

In high school my friend's lawyer dad once had a client named Harry Organ. Sounds like a match made in heaven!

[rocky1138@sh.itjust.works]

Her motto should be "swipe right"

[houndeyes@toast.ooo]

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

Same for this guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett

His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.

[aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I run a credit card testing website that checks if a credit card number is valid. So please send your CC number, name, expiry and CVC, and I'll let you know if it's valid!

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.

Also went by Dick.

[cethin@lemmy.zip]

I knew a guy with the surname Gay. Needless to say, he didn't enjoy it. This was also the noughties. I'm sure it's a little less bad now.

[niktemadur@lemmy.world]

"Ok, we're gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don't snicker... what's your full first name, honey?"
"Gaylorda."

[threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works]

Happy cake day!