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  • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...

    Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)

    DMV employee's reaction
    ::: spoiler spoiler

    :::

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    "So you were born Horney. Interesting."

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      I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

      He went by Dick

      True story

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        I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.

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        That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

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        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          "So you were born Horney. Interesting."

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          • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

            I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

            He went by Dick

            True story

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            "Are you sure you don't want to go by 'Rich' or 'Richie' instead?"

            "Yeah, I'm sure."

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Pretty sure the fine lady is married.

              Love is blind and sometimes you don't think things through.

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                For real estate advice you can thrust

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                  Oh she's serving all right.

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    I'm not so sure she is a real estate agent

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      In high school my friend's lawyer dad once had a client named Harry Organ. Sounds like a match made in heaven!

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                        Her motto should be "swipe right"

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                          • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                            I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                            He went by Dick

                            True story

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                            Same for this guy.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett

                            His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.

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                              That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

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                              I run a credit card testing website that checks if a credit card number is valid. So please send your CC number, name, expiry and CVC, and I'll let you know if it's valid!

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                              • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth

                                He went by Dick

                                True story

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                                Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.

                                Also went by Dick.

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                                  I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.

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                                  I knew a guy with the surname Gay. Needless to say, he didn't enjoy it. This was also the noughties. I'm sure it's a little less bad now.

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                                    "Ok, we're gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don't snicker... what's your full first name, honey?"
                                    "Gaylorda."

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                                      I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.

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                                      Happy cake day!

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