-Ussy

[fxomt@lemm.ee]

pink and stuffed with meat. this whole article is a masterpiece

[gullible@sh.itjust.works]

My rant wasn’t directed at you, delightful data distributor, just at the modern horrors. It certainly seems like a topic better explained by knowyourmeme or urbandictionary. The article is hilarious

[gullible@sh.itjust.works]

[lewdian69@lemmy.world]

Man, get a load of this poindextussy

[geometrinen_gepardi@sopuli.xyz]

Absolutely cursed, all of this.

[thorry84@feddit.nl]

Gruntussy. Gruntilda + pussy

But wait hear me out, if you are bad at the game she wins and turns into this:

[fxomt@lemm.ee]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

NGL, that thrussy pic in the article got me sprung /s

Also, can we get a dick equivalent of this going? Something looks vaguely phallic and we call it a -ock. Look at that Washington monumock, or look, that orange thing on the road is a big ass traffic conock

[fxomt@lemm.ee]

Washington monumock

Beautiful

I think -ock already exists too, at least with "gock" which is the trans equivalent of bussy.

[faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Sorry, only -ussy I'm interested in is Debussy

[fxomt@lemm.ee]

Even over that sweet thatchussy? 🥺

[dharmacurious@slrpnk.net]

I was unaware of gock!

And thank you. I'm quite proud of the monumock

[track_shovel@slrpnk.net]

I was laughing pretty good at that

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

I could feel my brain cells dying painfully as I read this, and I hope the ones who killed themselves did so only after recording the memory of seeing this page so that through their death the rest of my brain will be spared remembering the content of this most valueless of articles.

[fxomt@lemm.ee]

Clearly the ones who made this did not read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_really,_really,_really_stupid_article_ideas_that_you_really,_really,_really_should_not_create

[dasus@lemmy.world]

Always finish on de Bach, and never on Debussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKO-ebWS4Ko

Also

The suffix was named the word of the year for 2022 by the American Dialect Society, with its president Ben Zimmer stating the selection "highlights how creativity in new word formation has been embraced online in venues like TikTok."[11]