Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de]

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

[erika3sis@hexbear.net]

Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.

[nokturne213@sopuli.xyz]

[laminateddenim@lemmy.world]

Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5

[nokturne213@sopuli.xyz]

You can eat any plant… at least once.

[aradina@lemmy.ml]

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

[catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

While catching a ghost crab.

https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Ghost-Crab

[zippythezigzag@lemm.ee]

UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
So I guess I die from updates.

[aurinia@lemmy.world]

I guess from shrinking stomach

[zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Removing mold stains from wood flooring.

[serfraser@sopuli.xyz]

So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?

[nollij@sopuli.xyz]

I have nothing more to add to this.

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40

[zelaf@sopuli.xyz]

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

[corno@lemm.ee]

[mishmash2000@lemmy.nz]

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)

[nurse_robot@lemmy.world]

How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video

God dammit

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"

[zavasay@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

[zavasay@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol