Why are they all so orange?
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Because they are not white at heart. They are orange like no one really is.
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They're all V aliens. The rubber skin suits aren't perfect yet.
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Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.
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Because the rotting flesh sloughing off their bones would give away that they are, in fact, necrophages. Ghouls, if you will.
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orange is the new bad
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Skin tone #1
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Look at the two shapeshifters on the right.
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The Oompa Loompas grew up!
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In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn't already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
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High blood pressure as a result of being constantly angry and hateful. In the UK we call them gammons.
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Even their hate is manufactured.
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Even Reagan got the treatment
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Maybe it's the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s
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Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
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Even when you control for the orange you can still see the orangeness compared to the other very white people in the room.
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I bet there's a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.
