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    The first time I saw this post: sunglasses

    The second time: 375mL can of beer.

    The third time: my cat.

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      Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one

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        A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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          My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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            My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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            Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man

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              Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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                Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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                You sleeping on a park bench?

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                  I only have a table to my left...
                  Well this is gonna hurt.

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                  My couch is the only object on my left

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                    Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray bowl

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                      Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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                        A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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                        No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.

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                          An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...

                          I can make this work.

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                            You sleeping on a park bench?

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                            TIL back yards exist

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                              Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper

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                                It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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                                  Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...

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                                  Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                                    Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                                    You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.

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