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Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
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Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
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Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
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A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil
I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe in you, you've got this.
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My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
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I only have a table to my left...
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The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
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Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
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A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
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I only have a table to my left...
Well this is gonna hurt.My couch is the only object on my left
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Either my 10in tablet, or my huge
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Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
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A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
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You sleeping on a park bench?
TIL back yards exist
