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Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development

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    Senior developer: "not my coin miner!! ... i mean, how'd that get there?"

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      I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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      The old Gift Shop sketch

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        Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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          Frog in pot is my guess. I haven't watched ad supported television for like 20 years now and it is so jarring when I'm in someone's house and an ad comes on.

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          Same with YouTube, honestly.

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            Same with YouTube, honestly.

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            Yeah give me Ublock or give me death.

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              “And the big surprise, is that the fucking image uploads are being stored in fucking RAW!”

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                Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                Quarterly profits above all else bby

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                  Yes, but consider that the abbreviations alone would make the show unwatchable. "Hold on, babe, what's a SaaS?"

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                    Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                    If this is the US, I believe that is a HIPPA violation

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                      Oh I have literally thought of this too. Maybe a bit more like Cops or if The Office was a real paper company office... but at a software company. So many fires to put out, so many blockers, so much drama between design / pm / dev / qa / execs, etc. Launch date blockers. Post-release hotfix nightmares. It could work

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                        Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                        That's because every version of Windows since XP has been kind of dogshit

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                          Senior developer: "not my coin miner!! ... i mean, how'd that get there?"

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                          You joke, but I've actually been responsible for a coder getting shown the door for running a coin miner on his work laptop.

                          In his defense, cyber security at that company was crap for a long time. After a ransomware outbreak, they started paying attention and brought some folks like myself in to start digging out. This guy missed the easy out of, "hey that's not mine!" The logs we had were spotty enough that we would have just nuked the laptop and moved on. But no, he had to fight us and insist that he should be allowed to run a coin miner on his work laptop. Management was not amused.

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                            That's because every version of Windows since XP has been kind of dogshit

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                            It's only been 10 years since XP stopped getting security updates, they'll be fine.

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                              It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

                              I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

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                                “And the big surprise, is that the fucking image uploads are being stored in fucking RAW!”

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                                Isn't that probably a feature, which would then also be advertised to the end user?
                                Maybe for photo-artists and such

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                                  Isn't that probably a feature, which would then also be advertised to the end user?
                                  Maybe for photo-artists and such

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                                  lol yes, however I'm purely combining

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBRTEm6HlI

                                  with RAW being an image format. of course it would make sense on a paid image storage service. I'm sorry you felt the whoosh

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                                    The old Gift Shop sketch

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                                    This gave me major Dragon Ball Z vibes. Find out on next weeks episode of Dragon Ball Z

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                                      I would watch this.

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                                        Yes, but consider that the abbreviations alone would make the show unwatchable. "Hold on, babe, what's a SaaS?"

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                                        Shit as a Service

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                                          Still have a copy of Ubu 8.04 on CD somewhere.
                                          Not sure if it still works though.

                                          Good times.

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