Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development
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Yes, but consider that the abbreviations alone would make the show unwatchable. "Hold on, babe, what's a SaaS?"
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Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.
If this is the US, I believe that is a HIPPA violation
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Oh I have literally thought of this too. Maybe a bit more like Cops or if The Office was a real paper company office... but at a software company. So many fires to put out, so many blockers, so much drama between design / pm / dev / qa / execs, etc. Launch date blockers. Post-release hotfix nightmares. It could work
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Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.
That's because every version of Windows since XP has been kind of dogshit
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Senior developer: "not my coin miner!! ... i mean, how'd that get there?"
You joke, but I've actually been responsible for a coder getting shown the door for running a coin miner on his work laptop.
In his defense, cyber security at that company was crap for a long time. After a ransomware outbreak, they started paying attention and brought some folks like myself in to start digging out. This guy missed the easy out of, "hey that's not mine!" The logs we had were spotty enough that we would have just nuked the laptop and moved on. But no, he had to fight us and insist that he should be allowed to run a coin miner on his work laptop. Management was not amused.
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That's because every version of Windows since XP has been kind of dogshit
It's only been 10 years since XP stopped getting security updates, they'll be fine.
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It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.
I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.
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“And the big surprise, is that the fucking image uploads are being stored in fucking RAW!”
Isn't that probably a feature, which would then also be advertised to the end user?
Maybe for photo-artists and such -
Isn't that probably a feature, which would then also be advertised to the end user?
Maybe for photo-artists and suchlol yes, however I'm purely combining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBRTEm6HlI
with RAW being an image format. of course it would make sense on a paid image storage service. I'm sorry you felt the whoosh
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This gave me major Dragon Ball Z vibes. Find out on next weeks episode of Dragon Ball Z
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I would watch this.
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Yes, but consider that the abbreviations alone would make the show unwatchable. "Hold on, babe, what's a SaaS?"
Shit as a Service
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Still have a copy of Ubu 8.04 on CD somewhere.
Not sure if it still works though.Good times.
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Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.
This week I heard from a network group lead of a university hospital, that they have a similar issue. Some medical devices that come with control computers can't be upgraded, because they were only certified for medical use with the specific software they came with.
They just isolate those devices as much as possible on the network, not much else to do, when there is no official support and recertification for upgrading. And of course nobody wants to spend half a million on a new imaging device when the old one is still fine except for the OS of the control computer.
Sounds like a shitty place to be, I pity those guys.
That said, if you were talking about normal client computers then it's inexcusable.
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This week I heard from a network group lead of a university hospital, that they have a similar issue. Some medical devices that come with control computers can't be upgraded, because they were only certified for medical use with the specific software they came with.
They just isolate those devices as much as possible on the network, not much else to do, when there is no official support and recertification for upgrading. And of course nobody wants to spend half a million on a new imaging device when the old one is still fine except for the OS of the control computer.
Sounds like a shitty place to be, I pity those guys.
That said, if you were talking about normal client computers then it's inexcusable.
Yes, normal client computers. Just for simple document work. Inexcusable indeed
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This gave me major Dragon Ball Z vibes. Find out on next weeks episode of Dragon Ball Z
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This was my entire 25-year career. No way in hell would I want to watch a show like that.
Although if there were a show based on my career, I'm sure the highest ratings would be the show where my coworker fires a 125 mph knuckle ball a foot above a 10-year-old kid's head. It was the only time in my career when I had to physically intervene to prevent a fistfight between my boss and the client.
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I would watch the absolute fuck out of this to the point that my family would be so fucking sick of it.
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Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The criticality of any given service is inversely proportional to how recently released was the technology that it runs on.
This, if you see some ancient machine sitting there humming, don't even make eye contact with that mf, don't even think about it. In fact, try to minimize your time in the same room so when it eventually goes tits up, you don't get blamed.
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These images are RAW! YOU, DONKEY! Here, take your blob, and gtfo. GO! OUT!!!!!
