smart bed
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"AI controlled" 🤪
When did having basic microprocessors become AI controlled?
It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
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Which I'm kinda glad they exist to:
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Test wacky things
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Be a punching bag for the jokes
But they are also the reason other idiots buy these products.
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Not even first world problems, this is rich fuck problems lmao.
Zeroth worth problems?
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When we started letting tech-bros on social media hype up AI like it would be the savior for all humanity and in just a few short years we'll all be sailing on our AI-powered yachts with AI-powered martinis and sacks of AI-powered cash from our AI-powered stock trades.
Then when they started getting snippy and biting back and saying how it "democratizes art" and it lets us spend more time working so the AI can do our art and writing, we didn't laugh and then drive them into the FUCKING SEA, instead we all politely respected their opinions and now we have at least a decade of useless, incremental "advances" to products we don't want.
You can love AI all you want, but the moment you go to bat for the corporate slop being pushed on us, you're one of them.
A gold medal for each paragraph. If I could I'd buy you Lemmy Lanthanum.
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Not even first world problems, this is rich fuck problems lmao.
What do you mean? I have my Amazon prime robo pants put themselves on me one leg at a time like any average human.
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
I have updated to 4K sunglasses. So much clearer
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Get a hot water bottle.
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Meanwhile, I built the bed I sleep in. Literally. My bed is made from solid Douglas fir and southern yellow pine, hand made into a proper bed frame that will last multiple lifetimes if taken care of. Want the bed heated/cooled? Fill a rubber bladder with hot water or ice. There. No fucking app required.
Hey Ron.
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I hate that I can't tell if this is satire or not.
Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.
I hate this reality.
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What do you mean? I have my Amazon prime robo pants put themselves on me one leg at a time like any average human.
Relevant comic
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But they are also the reason other idiots buy these products.
More punching bags
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"AI controlled" 🤪
When did having basic microprocessors become AI controlled?
AI is when there's no buttons and you just have to hope the software gives the output you were hoping for
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It isn't?
EDIT: After some searching, turns out it is not.
https://www.eightsleep.com/uk/
What kind of a moron would spend £3000 on something that then needs a subscription to work?
Lemme tell you about a famous car company
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
I mean, every time I update my glasses it feels like everything is UHD for a couple of days.
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
Age of Empires had AI before it was cool.
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I'm firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.
I want an aerogavin bed.
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Obviously the heating coil, power source and variable resistor combo was too dependable for our planned obsolence society.
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Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.
I hate this reality.
The product is real, I looked it up.
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I'm firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.
I feel the same way about taco cat.
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
And you weren't gonna tell us that they can fix glaucoma??
