smart bed
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I hate that I can't tell if this is satire or not.
Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.
I hate this reality.
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What do you mean? I have my Amazon prime robo pants put themselves on me one leg at a time like any average human.
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But they are also the reason other idiots buy these products.
More punching bags
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"AI controlled" 🤪
When did having basic microprocessors become AI controlled?
AI is when there's no buttons and you just have to hope the software gives the output you were hoping for
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It isn't?
EDIT: After some searching, turns out it is not.
https://www.eightsleep.com/uk/
What kind of a moron would spend £3000 on something that then needs a subscription to work?
Lemme tell you about a famous car company
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
I mean, every time I update my glasses it feels like everything is UHD for a couple of days.
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
Age of Empires had AI before it was cool.
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I'm firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.
I want an aerogavin bed.
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Obviously the heating coil, power source and variable resistor combo was too dependable for our planned obsolence society.
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Same. I genuinely cant tell if poking fun or legitimate complaint about products he actually bought.
I hate this reality.
The product is real, I looked it up.
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I'm firmly against racecar beds. In fact, I want the opposite of a racecar bed. I want a racecar bed.
I feel the same way about taco cat.
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It's such a stupid buzzword and it pisses me off. aI controlled fan. Sandwich made by AI recipe. It's like when everything was HD. HD sunglasses.
And you weren't gonna tell us that they can fix glaucoma??
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I know, right? Thermostats have worked since (and were invented some time in) the 1600's, but now... no, no no... we've got to loop in "the whole internet" as a dependency (not to mention one's smartphone, and probably a payment system for an ongoing monthly subscription). Even with the incentive of being continuously paid, they can't keep it working, because it has gotten too complex and greed has gummed up the gears.
My electrician is currently trying to sell me on smart light switches. Apparently the main benefit being that you can control them remotely.
Who the fuck needs to be able to turn the light on when they're not in the room? It's not like they need to warm up anymore, they're all LEDs.
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My electrician is currently trying to sell me on smart light switches. Apparently the main benefit being that you can control them remotely.
Who the fuck needs to be able to turn the light on when they're not in the room? It's not like they need to warm up anymore, they're all LEDs.
I actually had a use-case for a smart switch (I wanted it to automatically turn off after a certain amount of time). In the end, I went back to a dumb-switch after a frustrating diagnosis, maybe I'm biased/lucky to never have had a light-switch fail, but I didn't even consider it as the potential fault until I electrically proved it...
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This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.
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This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.
You're projecting your awake self onto this person.
Imagine this person, who is seems grumpy and cold and has probably been laying here for at least 15 minutes not wanting to wake themselves up by moving around and just now got out their phone and tweeted this.
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The product is real, I looked it up.
I got my fiance a heated blanket. It's got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can't be just stupid; they've gotta have actually have brain damage or something.
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I got my fiance a heated blanket. It's got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can't be just stupid; they've gotta have actually have brain damage or something.
Yeah, the baffling part to me is these people didn't see how the bed being Internet connected could be a problem.
