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  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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    The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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      "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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        Other way around

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          Other way around

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          adding masturbation is sementory?

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          • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

            Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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            Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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              too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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              • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                adding masturbation is sementory?

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                semenary

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                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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                  midwittery

                  Now that is a new one.

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                    I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                      Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                        Use fertilized eggs

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                        So... Balut?

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                        • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                          Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                          I often say "via con huevos"

                          (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                            I often say "via con huevos"

                            (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                            Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                              So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                              Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                              Armin Miewes enters the chat

                              This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                              • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                                • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                  Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                                  You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It's actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.

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                                    Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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