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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

    adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

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    and masturbatory

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    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

      and masturbatory

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      I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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        We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

          and masturbatory

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          Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

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          • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

            I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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            Use fertilized eggs

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              We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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              Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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                I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                  Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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                  Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                    Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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                      Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                        Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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                        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                          and masturbatory

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                          Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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                            Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                            So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                            Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                              I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                              Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                                Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                                I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

                                Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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                                  So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                                  Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                                  XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                                    The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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                                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                                      "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                                      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                        I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                                        Other way around

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                                          Other way around

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                                          adding masturbation is sementory?

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