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    We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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    Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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      I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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        Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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        Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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          Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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            Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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              Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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              • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                and masturbatory

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                Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                  So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                  Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                    I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                    Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                      Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                      I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

                      Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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                        So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                        Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                        XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                          Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                          The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                            "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                            • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                              I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                              Other way around

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                                Other way around

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                                adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                  Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                                  Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                    Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                    too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                                      adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                      semenary

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                                        midwittery

                                        Now that is a new one.

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                                          I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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