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    I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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      Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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      Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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        Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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          Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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            Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              and masturbatory

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              Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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                Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                  I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                  Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                    Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                    I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

                    Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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                      So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                      Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                      XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                        Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                        The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                          "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                          • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                            I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                            Other way around

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                              Other way around

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                              adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                                Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                  Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                  too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                                    adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                    semenary

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                                      midwittery

                                      Now that is a new one.

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                                        I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                                          Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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