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    Just buy some for them too and sleep together

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    But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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      But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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      We can harness this to produce energy somehow!

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        Sleepy Gary?

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          What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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            What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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            It's a statement. Similar to a thinking cap

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              What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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              To keep your head warm during sleep.

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                Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                  What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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                  ever tried sleeping in the cold?

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                    To keep your head warm during sleep.

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                    Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                      ever tried sleeping in the cold?

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                      But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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                        Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                        The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

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                          Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                          He only haunts landlords

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                            Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                            It gave you more garment to work with on cold nights if you wanted to cover up more of your neck or face.

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                              Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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                              We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.

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                                Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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                                Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."

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                                  When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."

                                  I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.

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                                    Sleepy Gary?

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                                      But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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                                      A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

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                                        But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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                                        Ghost Manager: "Where the fuck is everyone tonight?"

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                                          The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.

                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightcap_(garment)

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                                          In the Tyburn and Newgate days of British judicial hanging history, the hood used to cover the prisoner's face was a nightcap supplied by the prisoner, if he could afford it.[3]

                                          WTF

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