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ever tried sleeping in the cold?
But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?
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Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?
The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
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Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.
He only haunts landlords
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Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?
It gave you more garment to work with on cold nights if you wanted to cover up more of your neck or face.
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Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?
We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don't even think it's conscious anymore.
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Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.
Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."
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When my child was young enough that they couldn't talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said "honk shoo, honk shoo."
I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn't know that and briefly thought they'd manifested it on their own.
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Sleepy Gary?
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But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?
A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure
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But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future
Ghost Manager: "Where the fuck is everyone tonight?"
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The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
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What's the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?
I actually wondered the exact same thing when I posted this and searched it, it's to keep your head warm and your pomaded hair off the pillows back when effective heat and regular showers were less common.
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Overlooked the "with" at first and got really confused that someone was horny for "A Christmas Carol."
Putting the Dick in Dickens
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So you had to have a tall, floppy night cap in case you were ever hanged, got it.
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Putting the Dick in Dickens
Putting the Dickens in Scrooge.
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The long end could be used like a scarf to keep the back of the neck warm.
Wouldn't a scarf work better as a scarf?
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
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Someone's gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized...
They have a comically small head.
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You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.
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No, you're about to be visited by three ghosts.
