*your order is delivered*
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Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief
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Ocassionally they'll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they'll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I'm a thief
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
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until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
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I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
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I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
wrote last edited by [email protected]The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
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I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that's technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
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The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.
Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
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Full Goblin Mode.
In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.
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You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
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Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing
I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
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Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum
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You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
PUT ON TEETH?!
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You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
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PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
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I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.
i think we use adhd differently
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This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
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I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
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Me except not Amazon.
