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    The only way that shit is cost effective is to get multiple meals worth and eat the leftovers for a few days.

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    Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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      💯

      Full Goblin Mode.

      In my defense, either I dress, or I turn out all the lights at night so no-one has to see my undressed form, except as a shadow.

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        You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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          Then just shop and cook. Cooking while high is amazing

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          I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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            Fuck Amazon. Corporate scum

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            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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              PUT ON TEETH?!

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                You're better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth

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                I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                • roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  PUT ON TEETH?!

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                  look a mr two tooth spuckler here

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                    I don't have a dishwasher, and my ADHD means that the dishes from the meal I cooked 3 weeks ago are still in my sink and will be there for the foreseeable future.

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                    i think we use adhd differently

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                      This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.

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                        I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.

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                        Oh no, without a bra, the horror!

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                          Me except not Amazon.

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                            i think we use adhd differently

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                            Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                              Sounds like you use it differently than doctors then. Maybe look up the symptoms regarding executive functioning.

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                              Oh my bad, I do see here that under symptoms it has :

                              1. Overly defensive of things they think
                              2. Lives like an animal

                              Or let me guess, this 'doctor' you see... is his name Wikipedia?

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