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  • S [email protected]

    4 years isn't it? I looked into it back in the 90s, decided hell no. LOL, it was suggested to dig a 4' deep trench to plant them.

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    The greenhouses around me sell matured asparagus roots. Don't have to wait this way.

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      I'm sorry, I'm still in awe that anyone would hear that asparagus needs two years to grow enough for a viable harvest and still think it's worth doing

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      Well it takes 2 years to grow, but the harvest is in the 3rd year, at least when I've done it. It's a perennial with minimal maintenance aside from weeding & water

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      • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

        I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

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        Damn. You beat me to it.

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        • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

          Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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          They're not great. But you can make decent jam from them.

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          • idunnololz@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

            Damn. You beat me to it.

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            Uh… you’re welcome?

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            • C [email protected]

              Fuck. Im in a hot area but not zone 10-12 hot.

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              Maybe a greenhouse would work?

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              • T [email protected]

                Oh no that’s not even them as babies. That’s like two years in.

                This is baby asparagus. It takes forever to develop to actual asperagus stage.

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                It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                Vile weed.

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                • B [email protected]

                  I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                  And the violet one tastes great:

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                  • B [email protected]

                    I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                    Brussels sprouts are unreal

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                    • B [email protected]

                      It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                      Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                      Vile weed.

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                      You fucking what? Say that to my face

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                      • J [email protected]

                        Wait until you hear how closely related they are to cabbages

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                        Everything's brassica!

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                        • B [email protected]

                          On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.

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                          Not even another branch - it's the same exact species, just a different cultivar

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                          • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                            Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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                            Cashew juice is very tasty and it's quite popular here in brazil. It also has medicinal properties for when you have diarrhea.

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                            • D [email protected]

                              I'm sorry, I'm still in awe that anyone would hear that asparagus needs two years to grow enough for a viable harvest and still think it's worth doing

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                              It's not that crazy honestly. Fruit trees take even longer.

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                                It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                                Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                                Vile weed.

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                                I just need to know if you’ve given properly sautéed asparagus in olive oil and garlic a chance. If you’re basing this on mom’s boiled mush you need to give it a second chance.

                                Also I personally find it funny when I get to piss stinky piss. Like farts for my dick!

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                                  if you seen agave and aloe blooming, its because they are in the same orders, thts why thier blooms looks giant asparagus shoots.

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                                  • H [email protected]

                                    Wtf no way this is real

                                    EDIT: whoa

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                                    and these are all related to cabbages, cauliflowers, broccoli too, they come from the same species.

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                                      I just need to know if you’ve given properly sautéed asparagus in olive oil and garlic a chance. If you’re basing this on mom’s boiled mush you need to give it a second chance.

                                      Also I personally find it funny when I get to piss stinky piss. Like farts for my dick!

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                                      Have you thought about getting a urinary tract infection? They make your urine smell extra funny!

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                                      • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                                        And here I always thought they grew like tiny cabbages

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                                        they are cultivars of the same species. cabbages, broccili, cauliflowers, brussel sprouts,,,etc. Brassica oleracea, also includes kale and collard greens

                                        bok choi, napa cabbages are from a related species, similar bred.

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                                        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                          I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

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                                          and they are primitive versions of grasses, POALES.

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