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Yellow yellow yellow !
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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
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I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious -
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilariouswrote last edited by [email protected]I was thinking more along the lines of plastic, but then you made me realize "anything" could also mean people and now i have a very strange death note
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Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.
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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
They're already pretty shitty
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Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
wrote last edited by [email protected]Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
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They're already pretty shitty
So it’s a fitting end
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Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
For more petty cases, turn people's stuff or food into poo.
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Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.
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I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilariousAll the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
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I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
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Green. What's the range?
Your colon
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I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.
Probably improve. Not immediately, and don't go shoveling it into your mouth, but enough of the poop would have to be treated via simple exposure or a sewage plant.
City people tend to not really understand poop, waste management....give poop enough time, and a little care, it's fertilizer. Where I live, some of the soils are very very black. Very rich & fertile. It's the best soil. But what created that rich soil?
It was poop. Poop, pee, rotting biological lifeforms. It was poop, it no longer is poop, I bought this book a year & a half ago that details how to safely turn your own poop into sterile soil. There are many different methods, web search it.
I enjoy the benefits of society & modern plumbing, septic...but if/when everything breaks down....I want a good outhouse. I don't want to be sitting around like an idiot wondering, "Where does my poo-poo go without 1.4 gallons of water per flush?
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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Nothing changes.
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Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it's the former, don't we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
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Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
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I'll take two unretard.
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I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
Do trump next please