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    Green. What's the range?

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      blue all the way

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      So what, like 10 grams?

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        Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.

        It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.

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        Is density preserved?

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          So what, like 10 grams?

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          depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.

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            Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

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            You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards

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              I need that unretard for sure!

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                Is density preserved?

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                Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.

                Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.

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                  I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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                    I'll have uhhhh....

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                      Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                      Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                      There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                      I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

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                        depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.

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                        Honestly I tried to look it up but couldn't understand the data as presented.

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                          I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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                          Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End

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                            Yellow yellow yellow !

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                              I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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                              Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?

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                                I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
                                Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious

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                                  I take green and Start with all weapons on earth.
                                  Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious

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                                  I was thinking more along the lines of plastic, but then you made me realize "anything" could also mean people and now i have a very strange death note

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                                    Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                                    Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                                    There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                                    I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.

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                                      I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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                                      They're already pretty shitty

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                                        Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End

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                                        Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed

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                                        • steve@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                          They're already pretty shitty

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                                          So it’s a fitting end

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