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  • B [email protected]

    I was thinking blue, since you could sell the thorium. But no, you're making a solid case here...

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    If their case is too solid, try eating more fibre.

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      Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
      This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.

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      Well, now I know what I'm buying everyone for Christmas

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      • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

        Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.

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        eh if its not poo at a distance, don't wanit

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        • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

          Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.

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          You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything

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            I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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            As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.

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              You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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              targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo

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                i already got green gimme orange

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                  blue all the way

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                    Orange and Purple for sure.

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                      You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything

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                      Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.

                      It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.

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                        Green. What's the range?

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                          blue all the way

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                          So what, like 10 grams?

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                            Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.

                            It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.

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                            Is density preserved?

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                              So what, like 10 grams?

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                              depends on how much cancer has already metastasized in my body already I suppose.

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                                Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

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                                You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards

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                                  I need that unretard for sure!

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                                    Is density preserved?

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                                    Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.

                                    Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.

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                                      I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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                                        I'll have uhhhh....

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                                          Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                                          Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                                          There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                                          I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

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