Denmark announces $2 billion plan to boost Arctic security

[fleur_@lemm.ee]

4D American chess to get NATO allies to contribute 2% to defence

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Lmao no.

[nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca]

All that's going to happen is the US spending the same or more on defence while their relative strength vs everything else will diminish.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Just… in… case.

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

If we get our asses kicked by the Danes I'm gonna laugh my ass off

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

The Danes win this war very easily.

They restrict the sale of Ozempic and Wegovy to the US, and half the country just dies of obesity related complications. It'll be a genocide.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Don't mess with the Vikings. They'll berserker the shit out of you.

[barsoap@lemm.ee]

Nah, they got rid of their subs and 2bn aren't going to fix that. The rest of Europe has more than enough stealth subs to take out the whole US carrier fleet, though, that is, more than the US will be willing to commit to the theatre.

[alecsadler@sh.itjust.works]

Hmm, can I donate to Denmark's cause?

[outlierblue@lemmy.ca]

Denmark announces $2 billion plan to boost Arctic security

... from Trump

[tinned_tomatoes@feddit.uk]

4D Russian chess to destabilise NATO by injecting a plant into the US Presidency.

[wieson@feddit.org]

The rain will speak Dansk and the snow Kalaallisut