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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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    How do you get tan-egg poop out of a keyboard?

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    • justiceforporygon@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

      Who did you vote for last election?

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      jlkmm . ..................

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        If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24Β°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

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          Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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          We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

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          • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

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            I completely agree.

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            • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

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              Completely understandable. And I agree.

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                This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

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                • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]
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                  How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

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                    What would be your ideal breakfast?

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                      Would you be able to pack a gerbil?

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                        We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

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                        Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.

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                        • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                          bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm

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                          Aww, yay, thank you!! :))

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                            Would you be able to pack a gerbil?

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                              What would be your ideal breakfast?

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                              rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

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                                How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

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                                  How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

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                                  Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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                                  • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

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                                    Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

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                                    • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

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                                      Makes you think, doesn't it...

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                                        a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?

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                                        • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

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                                          my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!

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