Why do lots of people find it bizarre for someone to eat 6 boiled eggs in one sitting but not 12 devilled eggs and in one sitting?
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You live in an open society where everyone's views and opinions can be expressed without judgement.
Except for this one, you filthy animal!!
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Why would anyone do this apart from hating prunes and needing a constipation remedy?
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Says a delived egg loving beast!
But I respect your desire to eat the filthy fuckers. As long as it's in private, preferably in the closet of shame.
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You are filth! You are garbage!! You are the lowest kind of scum that has ever polluted the face of the Earth! I want you to die slowly, but not too slowly because I want to be able to enjoy defiling your sister on your grave!!
Are we still on for Thursday? My Mom is making taco salad.
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Big words from the walking dumpster full of nasty wastes of perfectly good eggs!
Oh hell yeah we are! Did she get those sick tortilla bowls again?
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I have to go, but here's some books you might like.
If you like Neil Gaiman, look up Tanith Lee. Gaiman admits that she was his inspiration, and he stole a lot of his best ideas from her. "Night's Master" is about a demon prince who travels the world seducing and/or tormenting humans.
Alan Furst's "Night Soldiers" is a WW2 era spy story that reads like a cross between Ian Fleming and Franz Kafka. A young Bulgarian fisherman becomes radicalized after fascists curb stomp his kid brother. He travels to Moscow and becomes a KGB agent in the Spanish Civil War.
Colson Whitehead has two books about a 1960s Harlem fence. "Harlem Shuffle" and "The Crook Manifesto." Reading them is like hanging out in a smoky barroom listening to some OG's talking about life in the 1960s and 1970s.
Enjoy!
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If someone eats 3 sandwiches, they were hungry.
If someone eats 6 slices of plain bread, they’re weird.
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Right, you don't sit when you eat deviled eggs, you are at a party, mingling so no one notices when you grab that 12th one.
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I'm glad you didn't see me eat 136 deviled eggs
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Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?
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Sounds like a Seinfeld standup intro
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I'll add these authors to my reading list. Thanks for the recommendations!
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I love your unneccessarily long explaination, and agree fullheartedly!
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I'm firmly in the both are a bit much camp.
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Not as glad as I am.
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I used to eat slices of white bread as a snack
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6 deviled eggs are made from 3 hard boiled eggs, so it's half the amount of food.
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@[email protected] I was going to say more than 2 deviled eggs but you also make a good point haha
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Sounds like Gaffigan
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Going on a long road trip, gotta load up on Sulphur to delight the other passengers
