Hot in the car today
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The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.
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God works in mysterious ways
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You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer
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I actually did not guess that.
it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
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God works in mysterious ways
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Mostly around the anus.
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You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
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Mostly around the anus.
He loves to see that ass work
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Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?
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When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...
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But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before
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Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?
Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.
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Holy shit
Blessed propulsion.
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I actually did not guess that.
Are you saying the image lies??
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When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...
that's amore
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Blessed propulsion.
Ungodly stench
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Light a candle, ffs.
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He loves to see that ass work
He hate us cuz he anus.
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Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.
I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.
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So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let's not say church is always boring.
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