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    God works in mysterious ways

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      You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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        I actually did not guess that.

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        it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
        see also: bible

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          God works in mysterious ways

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          Mostly around the anus.

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            You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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            But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

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              Mostly around the anus.

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              He loves to see that ass work

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                Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?

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                  When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

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                    But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

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                    You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before

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                      Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?

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                      Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.

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                        Holy shit

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                        Blessed propulsion.

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                          I actually did not guess that.

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                          Are you saying the image lies??

                          How dare.

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                            When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

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                            that's amore

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                              Blessed propulsion.

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                              Ungodly stench

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                                Light a candle, ffs.

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                  He loves to see that ass work

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                                  He hate us cuz he anus.

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                                    Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.

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                                    I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.

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                                      So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.

                                      So like let's not say church is always boring.

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                                          Ungodly stench

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                                          Faithful flatulence.

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