Another productive meeting
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Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome
Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!
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For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.
You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.
That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.
That's me today! I'm playing my favorite game: chronic illness or acute illness?
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What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What's an interrobang‽
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Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.
Oh America, what will you think up next?
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Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.
Magnets, bro, how do they work? /s
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But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????
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But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????
This is a poorly designed masturbatorium
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Good luck getting up to pee.
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But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????
There's a peripheral for that.
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For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist's chair.
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Good luck getting up to pee.
Plenty of places to hang a catheter
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How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?
Im thinking about getting robot legs. Its a risky procedure
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thud oh sorry, brb..... my mouse just slid off my table.
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thud oh sorry, brb..... my mouse just slid off my table.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?
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This is a poorly designed masturbatorium
Nap?! This is not the place for a nap
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But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????
You can't see it so you probably wouldn't be aware of its existence
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Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.
This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency
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the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.
I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.
What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair
I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad
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You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?
I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse
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You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?
Or a trackball mouse that's secured in place.
