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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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      looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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        Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

        Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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        Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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          chokes to death on coffee

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          Dies by monitor to face

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            Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

            Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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            So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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            • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

              So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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              How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  100% my S/O's goals

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                    I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                    Indeed even worse

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                        Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                        #36

                        Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                        Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                          The toilet paper is correctly installed

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                            That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                            But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                              Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                              The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                              Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                                When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.

                                So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.

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                                  I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                                    How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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                                    Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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                                      How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                                      ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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                                        That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                                        But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                                        But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                                        Work dress code.

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                                          Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                                          “nuts and gum”

                                          together at last!

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