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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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      100% my S/O's goals

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        I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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        Indeed even worse

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        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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          Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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            Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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            #36

            Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

            Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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              The toilet paper is correctly installed

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                  Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                  The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                  Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                    When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.

                    So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                        How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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                        Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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                          How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                          ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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                            That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                            But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                            But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                            Work dress code.

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                              Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                              Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                              “nuts and gum”

                              together at last!

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                              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                  Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                  Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                                    Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                                    What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                                    • redpostitnote@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      Dies by monitor to face

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                                      At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

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                                      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                                        Work dress code.

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                                        Hehe, fair.

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                                          Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                                          Magnetic mouse?

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