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  • H [email protected]

    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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    if not cat owner

    Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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    • H [email protected]

      Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

      Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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      As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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      • G [email protected]

        Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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        Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

        The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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        • H [email protected]

          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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          #23

          That would not stop a cat

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          • M [email protected]

            Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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            I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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            • S [email protected]

              Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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              Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                  • H [email protected]

                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                    #28

                    Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                      chokes to death on coffee

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                      #29

                      Dies by monitor to face

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                      • H [email protected]

                        Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                        Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                        So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                        • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                          So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                          How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                            I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                              100% my S/O's goals

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                                I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                                #34

                                Indeed even worse

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                                  Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                                    Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                                    #36

                                    Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                                    Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                                    • H [email protected]

                                      Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                      Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                      The toilet paper is correctly installed

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                                        #38

                                        That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                                        But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                                          The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                                          Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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