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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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      I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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      Congratulations, you made it worse.

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        The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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        Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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          I would just fall asleep

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            Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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            Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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              Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                if not cat owner

                Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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                  Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                  Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                  As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                    Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                    Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                    The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                      Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                      Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                      That would not stop a cat

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                        Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                        I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                          Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                          Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                            Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                              looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                                  chokes to death on coffee

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                                  Dies by monitor to face

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                                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                    So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                    • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                      So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                      How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                                      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                        I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                                          100% my S/O's goals

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