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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    I would just fall asleep

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      Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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      Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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        Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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          if not cat owner

          Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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            Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

            Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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            As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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              Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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              Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

              The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                That would not stop a cat

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                  Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                  I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                    Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                    Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                        looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                          Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                            chokes to death on coffee

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                            Dies by monitor to face

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                              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                              So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                              • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                                  I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                                    100% my S/O's goals

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                                      I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                                      Indeed even worse

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                                        Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                                          Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                                          Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                                          Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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