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  • M [email protected]

    I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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    Congratulations, you made it worse.

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      The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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      Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        I would just fall asleep

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        • H [email protected]

          Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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          Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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          • M [email protected]

            Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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            • H [email protected]

              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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              #20

              if not cat owner

              Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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              • H [email protected]

                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                • G [email protected]

                  Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                  Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                  The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                  • H [email protected]

                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                    #23

                    That would not stop a cat

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                      I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                        Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                        Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                          Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                            looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                              Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                                chokes to death on coffee

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                                Dies by monitor to face

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                                  Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                  Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                  So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                  • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                    So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                    How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                                      I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                                        100% my S/O's goals

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                                          Indeed even worse

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