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    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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    That would not stop a cat

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      Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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      I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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        Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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        Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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          Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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            looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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              Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                chokes to death on coffee

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                Dies by monitor to face

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                  Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                  Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                  So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                  • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                    So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                    How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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                        100% my S/O's goals

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                          I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                          Indeed even worse

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                            Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                              Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                              Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                              Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                The toilet paper is correctly installed

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                                  That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                                  But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                                    Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                                    The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                                    Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                                      When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.

                                      So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.

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                                        I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                                          How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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                                          Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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