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  • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

    So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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    How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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      I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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        100% my S/O's goals

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          I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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          Indeed even worse

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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              Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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              #36

              Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

              Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                The toilet paper is correctly installed

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                  But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                    Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                    The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                    Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                      When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.

                      So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.

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                        I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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                          Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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                          • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                            How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                            ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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                              That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                              But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                              But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                              Work dress code.

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                                Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                                Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                                “nuts and gum”

                                together at last!

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                                  Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                    Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                    Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                                      What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                                      • redpostitnote@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        Dies by monitor to face

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                                        At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

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                                        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                                          Work dress code.

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                                          Hehe, fair.

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