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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    It's Deuce Bigalow!

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      what a joke of an administration

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        Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

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          Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

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            22 going on a dirty 45

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              Top. Men. Lol.

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                  Boot licker extraordinaire.

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                    So embarrassing to see.

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                      it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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                        That fucking eyebrow

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                            This is his actual professional portrait btw

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                              If anyone is wondering the connection:

                              This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                              Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                                That one of the DOGE-cunts?

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                                No, he's a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn't screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

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                                  it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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                                  We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

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                                    That fucking eyebrow

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                                    He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

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                                      That fucking eyebrow

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                                      It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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                                          If anyone is wondering the connection:

                                          This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                                          Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                                          his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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