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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    That fucking eyebrow

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        This is his actual professional portrait btw

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          If anyone is wondering the connection:

          This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

          Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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            That one of the DOGE-cunts?

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            No, he's a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn't screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

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              it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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              We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

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                That fucking eyebrow

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                He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

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                  That fucking eyebrow

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                  It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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                      If anyone is wondering the connection:

                      This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                      Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                      his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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                        Were official portraits always this funny?

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                          Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

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                            It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

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                              Did he have a stroke?

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                                Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                  Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                  His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                  I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                  Exactly. And if he's 22 now, 5 years ago he was 17. Lots of teenagers have menial jobs in high school to get some cash. There's nothing wrong with that.

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                                    Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                    His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                    I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                    I mean being 22 and having that work history is pretty relevant. How else are they going to make the case that he's nowhere near qualified enough for the position?

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                                      Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                      His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                      I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                      Context is key. Those jobs are his only qualifications.

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                                        Exactly. And if he's 22 now, 5 years ago he was 17. Lots of teenagers have menial jobs in high school to get some cash. There's nothing wrong with that.

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                                        There’s nothing wrong with having absolutely zero experience with something and then becoming in charge of it for one of the largest countries on earth?

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                                          Don't sully Dr.Evils name.

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