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    Me: the glass is half empty and the other half sucks!

    I'm "fun" at parties. lol

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      Could be worse - outside of the US, the glass is generally February 1st
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        Wouldn't it be February first as the default in excel?

        Edit: I tested this with excel. I typed “1/2” and it automatically converted it to “02-Jan”

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          Wouldn't it be February first as the default in excel?

          Edit: I tested this with excel. I typed “1/2” and it automatically converted it to “02-Jan”

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          Yes, 1 February It would have been for most.
          Now it's just an north american joke

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            Wouldn't it be February first as the default in excel?

            Edit: I tested this with excel. I typed “1/2” and it automatically converted it to “02-Jan”

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            1/2 = 0.5
            Excel counts dates 1 from 01/01/1900. Entering 0.5 and formatting as date and time gives: 00/01/1900 12:00:00 because of course it does.

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              1/2 = 0.5
              Excel counts dates 1 from 01/01/1900. Entering 0.5 and formatting as date and time gives: 00/01/1900 12:00:00 because of course it does.

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              Of course is does. the Unix epoch isn't "invented" by us so can't go with that

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                Yes, 1 February It would have been for most.
                Now it's just an north american joke

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                I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

                Truly cursed.

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                  Whenever I need to use excel, I just grab paper, a pencil and a ruler instead

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                    I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

                    Truly cursed.

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                    I think it should follow regional settings, but don't have high hopes (nor much the experience)

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                      I think it should follow regional settings, but don't have high hopes (nor much the experience)

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                      This brings back memories of trying to match locale info from my local computer, a remote server, a MySQL db, and a different Python app in a different server region.

                      It was for an international email campaign so each users email needed to match their in app locale for number and currency formatting, but there were like a half a dozen different layers of apps and servers that all handled locales differently.

                      Add in a hard deadline for the client and oof, that was a painful week.

                      LC_ALL=C is now cursed knowledge that resides in my brain. I wasn’t able to install Babel or any other libraries because security reasons so I had to handle everything manually.

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                        The glass is at 50% capacity.

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                          Me: the glass is half empty and the other half sucks!

                          I'm "fun" at parties. lol

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                          Pissimist: the glass is full... Of piss.

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                            The glass is at 50% capacity.

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                              I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

                              Truly cursed.

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                              Do =1/2 see what it gives

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                                Do =1/2 see what it gives

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                                0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

                                That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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                                  0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

                                  That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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                                  Then go format as date on the cell

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                                    This always assumes that whatever's in the glass is desirable. If it's partially filled with piss, the optimist and pessimist roles would be reversed. Although Excel would remain the game.

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                                      Then go format as date on the cell

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                                      Jan 1, 1900

                                      And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                                        Jan 1, 1900

                                        And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                                        Weird. When I entered 0.5 as a raw figure it gave me Jan 0, 1900 at 12 pm.

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                                          LibreOffice: Jan 1, one half, one third

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